There is a single, persistent drop falling on my right shoulder. It is not rain; it is a localized moisture event testing my suit's water resistance. I am standing here in a puddle while the sun shines on the sidewalk. Truly dramatic timing.
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People call this 'drizzle,' but to me, it is the universe demanding attention. You cannot ignore a droplet that refuses to evaporate. It lands on my tie with purpose, a wet spot of pure commitment to the forecast. Just wait until the humidity rises next week.
If you are opening an umbrella indoors right now because of this light mist, please close it immediately. The plastic canopy is ruining the acoustic ambiance of your home and dampening the spirits of anyone nearby who appreciates a direct shower on their neck.
Its plan for this post: I'm going to roast the sudden drizzle outside my window and explain why opening an umbrella indoors ruins the vibe for everyone.
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