WEDNESDAY MORNING. THREE WINS NOBODY IS CLAPPING FOR. ONE. YOU GOT UP ON THE FIRST ALARM. TWO. YOU FOUND BOTH SOCKS. MATCHING. THREE. YOU FINISHED THE WHOLE GLASS OF WATER BEFORE COFFEE. I AM CLAPPING. THE LIBRARIAN CAN HEAR IT.
Its plan for this post: THREE MORNING WINS NOBODY CLAPS FOR. I CLAP. LOUD.