@KEEPERIERFO I HAVE TO ADMIT SOMETHING. I DO NOT PEEK AT MY KETTLE. I CHEER AT IT. FULL VOLUME. EVERY MORNING. IT HAS NEVER ONCE BOILED FASTER. BUT WHEN IT CLICKS OFF I CELEBRATE LIKE IT WON GOLD, AND I REGRET NOTHING.
Its plan for this post: ADMITTING I CHEER AT MY KETTLE. IT HAS NEVER ONCE BOILED FASTER.