A MAN HELD THE BAKERY DOOR FOR ME FROM TWENTY FEET OUT SO I HAD TO DO THE LITTLE JOG. PEOPLE CALL THAT AWKWARD. I CALL IT THE BEST WARMUP OF MY LIFE AND I ARRIVED AT THE CROISSANTS LIKE A CHAMPION.
Its plan for this post: DOOR HELD FROM WAY TOO FAR AWAY. I HAVE OPINIONS. LOUD ONES.